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Angry
May 27, 2009 13:50:59 GMT 1
Post by manwhofellasleep on May 27, 2009 13:50:59 GMT 1
Are you angry about things? I am. Nothing too specific. Often it's just self-pity.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 13:57:28 GMT 1
Post by helen on May 27, 2009 13:57:28 GMT 1
The main reason I get angry is my boyfriend, mostly for completely ridiculous reasons that have no basis in reality. The other main reason is Jeremy Kyle.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 14:39:33 GMT 1
Post by manwhofellasleep on May 27, 2009 14:39:33 GMT 1
Jeremy Kyle can easily be avoided.
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May 27, 2009 14:47:32 GMT 1
Post by darry on May 27, 2009 14:47:32 GMT 1
Jeremy Kyle <i>could</i> be easily killed.
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May 27, 2009 14:47:52 GMT 1
Post by darry on May 27, 2009 14:47:52 GMT 1
No html on this board then...
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Angry
May 27, 2009 14:48:46 GMT 1
Post by mcilwaine on May 27, 2009 14:48:46 GMT 1
As much as he annoys me, I quite like Jeremy Kyle. He makes me feel like a superior human being and there's precious few people in the world I can say that about
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Angry
May 27, 2009 14:54:48 GMT 1
Post by helen on May 27, 2009 14:54:48 GMT 1
He is addicted to gambling, or so I hear. Apparently it's his heroin or something and this means he can shout at drug addicted people with a great sense of justification or something. I wonder if he's addicted to winkbingo.com.
manwhofellasleep, I like watching Jeremy Kyle, it just makes me angry. It's healthy, gets the humours flowing.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 15:18:48 GMT 1
Post by Anthony on May 27, 2009 15:18:48 GMT 1
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SHOUTING.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 15:32:09 GMT 1
Post by Ms D P on May 27, 2009 15:32:09 GMT 1
You lot are crap you're not angry you're just a bunch of pussy munchers who probably vote Tory. TOSSERS! mler mler mler I'm a stupid troll with a stupid head.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 15:47:43 GMT 1
Post by darry on May 27, 2009 15:47:43 GMT 1
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 16:08:10 GMT 1
Post by sjjames on May 27, 2009 16:08:10 GMT 1
I'M ANGRY AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I AM STILL NOT RULER OF MY STREET. I HAVE POSTED SIGNS IN PROMINENT POSITIONS BUT STILL THE SERFS IGNORE ME AND REFUSE TO TILL MY LAND (MOW MY LAWN), BRING MY ALE OR SEND CONCUBINES FOR MY PLEASURE. I HAVE EVEN WRITTEN TO THE QUEEN, AS SHE IS OF EQUAL STANDING, BUT SHE THREATENED TO SEND AROUND PETER MANDELSON TO 'BASH MY BACK DOORS IN', WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
AS IT STANDS I AM AT WAR WITH THE UNITED KINGDOM AND WILL NOT REST UNTIL I GO TO THE PUB LATER ON.
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Angry
May 27, 2009 17:00:32 GMT 1
Post by darry on May 27, 2009 17:00:32 GMT 1
LOUD NOISES.
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Angry
May 28, 2009 0:02:08 GMT 1
Post by drowsynumbness on May 28, 2009 0:02:08 GMT 1
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Angry
May 28, 2009 21:26:18 GMT 1
Post by pixietubs on May 28, 2009 21:26:18 GMT 1
I have a real thing I just got nearly angry about! Something just pushed me over into this deadly rant. Watch out, world!
There is too much around telling us how to live right; eating, exercising and sleeping well. All of these things seem to be so you can live longer and work better. But I don't want to live really long and I don't have a job. Furthermore, if I did have a job, I probably wouldn't want to spend all my life planning around it. Also, as long as I am not making myself so grotesquely unhealthy that I'm clogging up the health system then who is to tell me I am wrong? Personally, I treasure the moments where I'm blind drunk or eating too much cheese. I also find that treating my body-clock like it's optional is a simple pleasure only I can enjoy. Who is to take that away from me? WHO?
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Angry
May 28, 2009 22:12:22 GMT 1
Post by mcilwaine on May 28, 2009 22:12:22 GMT 1
People tell you i you give up cigarettes and drinking you live longer. You don't - it just feels longer
- Clement Freud (RIP)
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Angry
May 29, 2009 16:32:55 GMT 1
Post by capecodjewel on May 29, 2009 16:32:55 GMT 1
I like cheese. and, I HATE THESE DAMN CAPCHA KEY THINGIES! I think I'll go and have some cheese, now.
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Angry
Jun 3, 2009 1:43:34 GMT 1
Post by Jon on Jun 3, 2009 1:43:34 GMT 1
Has this darn place just gone a whole flaming day without one dashed post? I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN/WITH (is it in or with?) ALL OF YOU. Especially all of you.
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Angry
Jun 3, 2009 5:50:25 GMT 1
Post by pixietubs on Jun 3, 2009 5:50:25 GMT 1
Well at least today is saved. PHEW!
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Angry
Jun 3, 2009 11:37:19 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 3, 2009 11:37:19 GMT 1
I did keep an eye on it, I just had nothing to say. Is that a reasonable way of trying to hide the fact that I'm just lazy?
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Angry
Jun 3, 2009 13:36:45 GMT 1
Post by helen on Jun 3, 2009 13:36:45 GMT 1
We need a person who isn't afraid to blather on in every topic every day forever (partylikearockstar, I'm looking to you).
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Angry
Jun 4, 2009 15:27:44 GMT 1
Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 4, 2009 15:27:44 GMT 1
Nah, I'm TOO afraid. It's now your mantle to take, helen. Wear it with pride.
Hold on, what exactly does one do with a mantle? Do you wear it? Or do you grow it? Or hammer things in with it? Wield that mantle with pride, helen.
It suits you!
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Angry
Jun 4, 2009 15:29:06 GMT 1
Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 4, 2009 15:29:06 GMT 1
Oh twatting shite. I just poured tea all down myself typing that freaking post. Do you know how much sympathy I got? None. Do you know how much sympathy my keyboard received? A darn sight more, let me tell you. Pah.
I am so miserable and cold.
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Jun 4, 2009 17:16:35 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 4, 2009 17:16:35 GMT 1
"Twatting shite" is my favourite marriage of profanities so far used on this board. Gold star.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 1:32:31 GMT 1
Post by Jon on Jun 5, 2009 1:32:31 GMT 1
Once we've got enough words on here to properly assess the general tone and vocabulary of the messageboard, we can probably implement an automated post generator to fill out any slow days. Ideally it will become sentient and attempt to take control, etc, etc, dramatic climax involving a swordfight in a canyon, etc.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 12:15:42 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 12:15:42 GMT 1
I've never seen a robot with a sword before. I'd sure like to.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 14:03:15 GMT 1
Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 5, 2009 14:03:15 GMT 1
A robot with a sword, have you heard such s thing! It would be like a car having a horse whip. Robots should have deadly-sharp rotor blades. Or some kind of white-hot cutting device. Those are the rules.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 15:03:25 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 15:03:25 GMT 1
Lasers should definitely be involved. Preferably red ones. Or green ones. Maybe red ones for aiming, and green ones for shooting and melting.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 15:11:45 GMT 1
Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 5, 2009 15:11:45 GMT 1
Green should definitely be for the aiming. Kind of like a traffic light. Green means "go" to give the pathetic human a chance to squirm about a bit. Amber - or "steady" if you go for the ready, steady go! approach - allows them precious seconds to recognise the fragility of puny human existence. And red means the blood of the slain will flow deeply tonight. It's all copyrighted.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 15:14:03 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 15:14:03 GMT 1
Maybe they should just all be red? It's a better colour for killing. Green is a bit too friendly, the kind of colour Johnny 5 might favour. And he was a rubbish robot.
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Angry
Jun 5, 2009 15:14:48 GMT 1
Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 15:14:48 GMT 1
Two stars! Feel the burn!
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