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Post by Nigeo on May 27, 2009 15:37:12 GMT 1
WHY HAVE TO HAVE A SMALL DICK? OF ALL PEOPLE I SHOULD HAVE A HUGE SCHLONG. INSTEAD THOSE DICKHEADS OUT THERE WITH NOTHING ABOUT THEM EXCEPT A MASSIVE DICK GET ALL THE GLORY. I'M THE COOL ONE, THE ONE PEOPLE LIKE AND I'M STUCK WITH A TINY WEENY LITTLE DICK. IT JUST SUCKS, BIG TIME. CRAP LIFE.  |
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Post by sjjames on May 27, 2009 16:23:56 GMT 1
Because you touch yourself at night whilst your make your Orville puppet talk dirty to you? In that voice.
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Post by darry on May 27, 2009 17:02:24 GMT 1
I think there might be a deeper issue here - you are using this 'size problem' to vent anger for an issue that you are too embarrassed to talk about. I think that, really, you are uncomfortable and ashamed of the fact you drive a convertible red Ferrari.
Am I right?
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Post by BallaTheFeared on May 29, 2009 1:03:14 GMT 1
We'll i have the opposite problem, my penis is so big, it rips my girlfriends in half.
Oh well, at least i get half of the pleasure.
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Post by pixietubs on May 29, 2009 22:38:06 GMT 1
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! Think how I feel!
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Post by drowsynumbness on May 30, 2009 16:33:40 GMT 1
;D
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Post by sjjames on Jun 8, 2009 21:40:06 GMT 1
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! Think how I feel! It's a bloody curse, I tells ya. Actually I'm not sure it should be like that, I should get that checked out. |
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Post by darry on Jun 8, 2009 21:46:41 GMT 1
I thought that, imagine my disappointment when I went to the doctors and he just said:
"No, I'm afraid that's just the way Santa Claus made you."
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Post by sjjames on Jun 8, 2009 21:54:07 GMT 1
I thought that, imagine my disappointment when I went to the doctors and he just said: "No, I'm afraid that's just the way Santa Claus made you." Permanently wooden. You lusty beast. |
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Post by darry on Jun 8, 2009 21:55:38 GMT 1
The call me 'The Manaconda'.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 8, 2009 22:08:21 GMT 1
The call me 'The Manaconda'. They call me Mr Surprisingly Disappointing For Your Height. |
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 8, 2009 22:13:38 GMT 1
They call me Mister Tibbs.
No, wait, that's not right. Isn't that the title of a 1970s Blaxploitation film?
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Post by darry on Jun 8, 2009 22:17:04 GMT 1
I'm pretty sure my old neighbours used to have a cat called Mr. Tibbs.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 8, 2009 22:39:50 GMT 1
I'm pretty sure my old neighbours used to have a cat called Mr. Tibbs. Were they in the BNP? |
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Post by darry on Jun 8, 2009 22:49:08 GMT 1
Why, are they particularly fond of cats?
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Post by sjjames on Jun 8, 2009 22:59:09 GMT 1
It's a well known fact that BNP members buy cats specifically to dress them up as Hitler and make it stand on a podium pretending to do angry speeches.
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Post by darry on Jun 8, 2009 23:03:30 GMT 1
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 8, 2009 23:43:15 GMT 1
I love cats that look like hitler! If I ever had a cat I'd call it Mister Tibbles, male or female. Best I probably ever heard was Chairman Meow. Genius that. Speaking of hitler, this is old but a firm favourite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpF4yr46Hk |
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 8, 2009 23:44:25 GMT 1
As a follow up, if we could do that link with a cat from "cats that look like hitler" we'd be iNtErNeT sensations yo!
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 9, 2009 0:03:48 GMT 1
we could get memetastic and do the video in the "play him off, keyboard cat" style cat manipulation
I am an effing genius. I'm wasting my time with this telecoms game
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Post by sjjames on Jun 9, 2009 15:03:22 GMT 1
we could get memetastic and do the video in the "play him off, keyboard cat" style cat manipulation I am an effing genius. I'm wasting my time with this telecoms game STOP THE NOISES |
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 9, 2009 15:15:09 GMT 1
I'm only trying to get my second star.
It's quantity not quality right?
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Post by darry on Jun 9, 2009 15:26:30 GMT 1
I'm only trying to get my second star. It's quantity not quality right? Yes. I speak from experience. |
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Post by sjjames on Jun 9, 2009 15:42:00 GMT 1
I'm only trying to get my second star. It's quantity not quality right? Yes. I speak from experience. DON'T MOCK US |
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Post by darry on Jun 9, 2009 15:43:24 GMT 1
mockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmockmock
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Post by darry on Jun 9, 2009 15:44:20 GMT 1
I apologise for that, it's even annoying me.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 9, 2009 15:55:03 GMT 1
I apologise for that, it's even annoying me. Mocker! Mock thyself. |
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Post by ivan on Oct 16, 2009 16:10:23 GMT 1
i medium sized one would be ok. too small and the only person you please is yourself. too big and you can't use it all.
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