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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 5, 2009 15:03:16 GMT 1
So. Let's do lovely chatting and find out about ourselves. Darry, I see you are online. How are you today? Putting out fires all over the place, eh? Eh? Yeah.
Tell me your gossip, everyone.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 5, 2009 16:21:12 GMT 1
I just dribbled spit out of the corner of my mouth when I giggled.
I was in Hungary all week in an Aquaworld.
These are events are unrelated, I believe.
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Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 16:25:36 GMT 1
I've been watching a bit of the tennis. Federer is good and all that, but he strikes me as too much of a prick for me to actually want him to win. I've not put any fires out today. Not yet, anyway. Well, actually, I did use the gas hob, and after I'd finished cooking, I turned it off. So it went from being 'on fire' to being 'not on fire'. That sounds like it should count as putting out a fire.
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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 5, 2009 16:37:16 GMT 1
Yeah, that totally counts. You deserve a beer.
But Aquaworld, eh? Is that as much of an Arch-Villain's lair as it sounds?
Are... are you Batman?
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Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 16:44:21 GMT 1
Just set myself up an avatar. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. It's an actual picture of me, from when I used to present 'One Step Beyond', an early television science programme and precursor to 'Tomorrow's World'. It was originally broadcast 40 years before I was born, meaning it was really scientific. I remember the first section we ever broadcast on the show, it was entitled 'Water: Fact or Fiction?'
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Post by pixietubs on Jun 5, 2009 17:42:41 GMT 1
Oh yes I remember it well. I remember it concluded that water was indeed fictional, and then I turned off the set and had a bath. Good times.
I was supposed to be somewhere 10 whole minutes ago, but I am in bed with a laptop instead; relaxing in my own putrid feculence. I finished exams yesterday and managed to not die from alcohol poisoning, so success all round!
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Post by pixietubs on Jun 5, 2009 17:45:03 GMT 1
Also! My avatar is not me, unfortunately. It's what Christopher Walken looks like when he's not being in moving pictures. Head ablaze!
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Post by darry on Jun 5, 2009 17:46:11 GMT 1
And there was me thinking he was just wearing some totally rad extensions.
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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 11, 2009 14:07:54 GMT 1
My avatar is a bunny, look. It is important to realise I am not a bunny though. I just felt it was the most "me" out of all the opions I had available to me at the time.
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Post by darry on Jun 11, 2009 15:05:12 GMT 1
My science teacher at secondary school, Mr. Hacker, once taught me the best way to break a rabbit's neck, to kill it if it had mixymatosis.
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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 11, 2009 16:04:59 GMT 1
Drown it in a barrell. Job's done.
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Post by Anthony on Jun 11, 2009 17:35:21 GMT 1
You've gotta break its heart.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 11, 2009 18:59:25 GMT 1
You've gotta break its heart. For Santa Claus's sake don't hire don't hire Elmer Fudd, he's an incompetent tit.
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Post by darry on Jun 11, 2009 20:34:49 GMT 1
I would post an explanation, but I have to leave the house right now. I'll find a rabbit while I'm out, record me killing it on my phone and stick it on youtube so y'all can see.
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Post by Jon on Jun 11, 2009 22:46:49 GMT 1
I need to learn how to break an animal's neck. My cat catches and mauls birds and mice, and I have to kill them with a brick (this is alarmingly true), because I'm afraid of messing up if I try to break their necks.
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Post by darry on Jun 12, 2009 2:32:27 GMT 1
Use fire.
I'll post a more sensible, detailed instruction sequence tomorrow.
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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 12, 2009 14:08:24 GMT 1
1) get a bunny 2) pull the bunny's head off 3) set bunny alight 4) clean up.
Done.
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Post by darry on Jun 12, 2009 14:15:30 GMT 1
I like it. This is the method I was taught:
1. Make a 'peace' sign with your stronger hand. 2. Using the other hand, pick up the rabbit (or 'victim') and position it so that its neck is in the V shape, its body resting down the back of your hand and arm. 3. Raise your arm, so that the rabbit is hanging in line with your shoulder, and slightly above head height. 4. Using a strong, confident flicking motion (and being careful to maintain a sure grip), throw your arm forward and downward., instantly snapping the rabbit's neck and severing the spinal cord. 5. Job done. You are now the proud owner of a rabbit corpse.
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Post by partylikearockstar on Jun 12, 2009 14:59:10 GMT 1
That's pretty horrid. And, if I know rabbits like I think I do, you're going to end up with one scratchedupmotherfucking arm right thurr. Rabbits really are the most useless of childhood pets, as they're frightened most of the time.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 13, 2009 11:49:00 GMT 1
I like it. This is the method I was taught: 1. Make a 'peace' sign with your stronger hand. 2. Using the other hand, pick up the rabbit (or 'victim') and position it so that its neck is in the V shape, its body resting down the back of your hand and arm. 3. Raise your arm, so that the rabbit is hanging in line with your shoulder, and slightly above head height. 4. Using a strong, confident flicking motion (and being careful to maintain a sure grip), throw your arm forward and downward., instantly snapping the rabbit's neck and severing the spinal cord. 5. Job done. You are now the proud owner of a rabbit corpse. 6. Cry uncontrollably screaming, "Look what you made me do, LOOK, LOOK" whilst hugging corpse to your chest.
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 15, 2009 13:08:10 GMT 1
Have you considered a frenzied stabbing attack in order to kill it? Alternatively you could chop its head clean off with a sharp knife and make stew for dinner
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Post by darry on Jun 15, 2009 13:18:37 GMT 1
That particular method is intended for rabbits riddled with mixymatosis, which essentially means they're comatose. If I was to kill a fully fit, healthy rabbit, i would probably revert to either a distance hit with an air rifle, or if I didn't want to eat it, a controlled explosion.
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 15, 2009 14:06:30 GMT 1
Sticking explosives up a rabbit's ass are you darry?
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Post by darry on Jun 15, 2009 14:16:38 GMT 1
Many women have referred to my love-making technique as a 'controlled explosion'.
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Post by mcilwaine on Jun 15, 2009 14:59:12 GMT 1
Control is a central issue in my lovemaking. Well, the lack of it. Ho hum, sex AND and early night!
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Post by sjjames on Jun 16, 2009 15:39:04 GMT 1
This is not lovely chatting.
Cease and desist.
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Post by pixietubs on Jun 17, 2009 12:37:55 GMT 1
Guess the instructions. Or, if your knowledge of Russian is noteable, read the instructions. Enjoy.
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Post by darry on Jun 18, 2009 8:57:35 GMT 1
Ah, that's very similar to my technique. Looks like you can generate more force this way, as well as obtain a better grip. Good old Russians.
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Post by sjjames on Jun 18, 2009 9:09:33 GMT 1
The Russians are a savage race, they regarded me as a simpleton when I was there recently.
Image 3 looks like the rabbit has burst!
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Post by darry on Jun 18, 2009 11:10:31 GMT 1
In my limited experience, that tends to happen.
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