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Post by horseyprune on May 27, 2009 13:52:34 GMT 1
If you were non-fictional character Ivan of West Virginia, what would be your favourite problem and why?
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Post by partylikearockstar on May 27, 2009 14:01:53 GMT 1
Something to do with the woods probably. And how I couldn't curse trees, what with them not surviving well the hot soapy showers I would subject them to as foreplay.
It's a burden.
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Post by Nigeo on May 27, 2009 15:39:52 GMT 1
How I could stop getting my penis caught in my zipper. It's a real problem in the woods. You finish off, you shake a little, you look around at the beauty, shiver a little as the last drop falls and zip-cluck-curse! The answer would be dungarees but I'd look too back-woodsey
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Post by sjjames on May 27, 2009 16:01:58 GMT 1
My favourite problem would be the one where Freddie 'Parrot Face' Davies is always always bothering my Oompa Lumpas whilst they are on their way to the shops. The OL's would come home crying and upset because he called them shorty orange faces and the like so I would go around Freddie's house and shoot him in the face.
Simpler times.
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mcilwaine
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Post by mcilwaine on May 27, 2009 19:29:15 GMT 1
Ivan you say? From West Virginia I hear? I say my main problem, or concern rather, would be keeping an eye on those Virginians in case they try and rise up against the north again
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Post by ivan on Oct 16, 2009 16:08:02 GMT 1
wow, i'm a topic.
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